1 00:00:29,469 --> 00:00:31,519 Thong Girls 2 00:01:22,520 --> 00:01:24,939 Summer is ending, 3 00:01:25,085 --> 00:01:28,464 and the sun is rising later. 4 00:01:29,818 --> 00:01:34,677 The city awakes slowly and sleepily. 5 00:01:50,025 --> 00:01:54,405 The police cars are on their last round, 6 00:01:55,260 --> 00:01:58,971 the street cleaners are bustling, 7 00:01:59,284 --> 00:02:02,036 because the first customers, 8 00:02:02,203 --> 00:02:05,978 the foreigners who are up at the crack of dawn, 9 00:02:06,082 --> 00:02:09,439 will arrive very soon. 10 00:02:11,921 --> 00:02:15,591 A few lunatics are out jogging. 11 00:02:18,490 --> 00:02:23,056 And others, from countries far in the north, 12 00:02:23,244 --> 00:02:26,267 are brave enough to go swimming at dawn. 13 00:02:30,855 --> 00:02:33,315 It's a misty morning. 14 00:02:33,316 --> 00:02:35,297 We're in Benidorm. 15 00:02:37,799 --> 00:02:41,824 The sun won't waste any time 16 00:02:42,262 --> 00:02:45,786 vanquishing the mist in their daily battle. 17 00:02:52,667 --> 00:02:55,942 The first children are already in the streets. 18 00:02:56,192 --> 00:03:00,300 The departure of a circus has been announced. 19 00:03:01,051 --> 00:03:03,843 And the first girl of Benidorm 20 00:03:03,844 --> 00:03:06,952 begins her lively day. 21 00:03:14,293 --> 00:03:17,335 In addition, camera in hand, 22 00:03:17,336 --> 00:03:23,051 the first tourist begins to photograph the city. 23 00:03:41,234 --> 00:03:43,027 This is Ana. 24 00:03:43,236 --> 00:03:45,843 She's quite representative of Benidorm. 25 00:03:45,947 --> 00:03:49,096 One of the many girls who came here 26 00:03:49,179 --> 00:03:51,432 and decided to stay put. 27 00:03:52,057 --> 00:03:53,538 This is Philip. 28 00:03:53,642 --> 00:03:57,562 He's a young man from Holland who seems interested 29 00:03:57,645 --> 00:04:00,753 in the city's chaotic architecture. 30 00:04:13,285 --> 00:04:17,038 Also, outside one of the main hotels, 31 00:04:17,039 --> 00:04:22,106 the first local ladies' men begin their hunt for tourists. 32 00:04:23,983 --> 00:04:26,026 "The Best of Manolo Escobar"! 33 00:04:30,802 --> 00:04:33,929 That damn team. 34 00:04:36,056 --> 00:04:37,057 Damn it. 35 00:04:53,928 --> 00:04:56,909 - You French? - Oui. 36 00:04:56,910 --> 00:04:59,683 - Buyez the bracelet? - No, not that.. 37 00:04:59,684 --> 00:05:02,476 No, I'm looking at the earring. 38 00:05:02,477 --> 00:05:05,063 Earring - ears, huh? Not bad. 39 00:05:05,084 --> 00:05:06,877 C'est very artisanal. 40 00:05:06,878 --> 00:05:08,024 What? 41 00:05:08,025 --> 00:05:09,817 Artisanal. 42 00:05:09,818 --> 00:05:11,319 I don't understand you. 43 00:05:11,320 --> 00:05:13,820 Artisanal - handmade. 44 00:05:13,821 --> 00:05:15,092 Made with the hands. 45 00:05:15,093 --> 00:05:17,825 - Handwrought. - And that? 46 00:05:17,846 --> 00:05:19,702 - Ah, those.. - Is it expensive? 47 00:05:19,723 --> 00:05:21,807 No, it's a Spanish produit. 48 00:05:21,808 --> 00:05:23,810 My name is Muriel. 49 00:05:23,894 --> 00:05:26,812 - No, artisanal... - Ah, your name is Artesaní? 50 00:05:26,813 --> 00:05:28,460 I'm Muriel, bonjour! 51 00:05:28,773 --> 00:05:30,712 - Bonjour! - Do you live here? 52 00:05:31,129 --> 00:05:33,695 - Is it your boutique? - It's not a boutique. 53 00:05:33,715 --> 00:05:35,404 Artisanal. 54 00:05:35,405 --> 00:05:37,490 Bon, d'accord. You are Artesaní. 55 00:05:37,740 --> 00:05:39,408 Moi, Muriel. 56 00:05:41,535 --> 00:05:44,829 Look at that necklace! With the little stones! 57 00:05:44,830 --> 00:05:46,874 It's very pretty, isn't it? 58 00:05:46,894 --> 00:05:50,064 Of course. All modern and new. 59 00:05:50,085 --> 00:05:53,400 - Can I try it on? - Whatever you say. 60 00:05:55,986 --> 00:05:57,967 Hey, where are you going? 61 00:05:58,301 --> 00:06:00,658 Wait, Mademoiselle! 62 00:06:02,701 --> 00:06:05,974 That's not a store. It's for peepee and caca. 63 00:06:08,289 --> 00:06:09,624 Oh boy. 64 00:06:12,794 --> 00:06:14,816 Hey, aren't you going in? 65 00:06:14,817 --> 00:06:16,068 I can't. 66 00:06:19,279 --> 00:06:20,697 Why should I? 67 00:06:21,531 --> 00:06:23,616 That damn Mariano. 68 00:06:23,804 --> 00:06:25,493 He kicked me out the other day. 69 00:06:25,827 --> 00:06:28,350 I'll take her from you whenever I want. 70 00:06:31,062 --> 00:06:32,353 Listen up. 71 00:06:32,354 --> 00:06:34,439 No one can take a girl from me. 72 00:06:34,606 --> 00:06:36,337 Not even Julio Iglesias. 73 00:06:36,441 --> 00:06:40,110 Look, a tourist! Got any change for Pac-Man? 74 00:06:40,111 --> 00:06:42,468 I don't know what Pac-Man is. 75 00:06:42,489 --> 00:06:44,303 Hey, don't go. 76 00:06:44,699 --> 00:06:47,055 I'm not Spanish. I don't understand. 77 00:06:47,076 --> 00:06:49,828 But you've met a lot of Spaniards, haven't you? 78 00:06:49,829 --> 00:06:52,769 - Come on! Gimme! - Leave me alone. 79 00:06:52,894 --> 00:06:54,104 Give us something! 80 00:06:54,125 --> 00:06:55,126 What do you want? 81 00:06:55,147 --> 00:06:57,649 Give us something for Pac-Man. 82 00:07:01,214 --> 00:07:03,257 What's all this. What do you want? 83 00:07:03,258 --> 00:07:05,426 - Pac-Man. - Yes, Pac-Man. 84 00:07:05,427 --> 00:07:06,824 What the hell is that? 85 00:07:06,845 --> 00:07:09,118 The machine over there is Pac-Man. 86 00:07:09,222 --> 00:07:11,620 I'll put you in a machine, now scram! 87 00:07:13,226 --> 00:07:16,187 - Young kids. - Young kids are the best. 88 00:07:16,249 --> 00:07:18,377 - Merci beaucoup. - At your service. 89 00:07:18,418 --> 00:07:20,274 - Really? - Of course really! 90 00:07:20,504 --> 00:07:22,172 Look. 91 00:07:22,735 --> 00:07:24,591 - Do you know this flower? - Oui. 92 00:07:24,612 --> 00:07:26,883 - How do you say it?. - Le chrysanthemum. 93 00:07:26,884 --> 00:07:28,970 Non, chrysanthème. 94 00:07:31,076 --> 00:07:32,849 Hey, wait a second. 95 00:07:34,517 --> 00:07:36,540 Damn, what a girl. 96 00:07:40,334 --> 00:07:42,210 Did you hit my girls? 97 00:07:42,211 --> 00:07:43,920 What are you talking about? 98 00:07:43,921 --> 00:07:46,965 - How dare you hit them? - I didn't hit them. 99 00:07:46,966 --> 00:07:49,302 These thieves were bothering... 100 00:07:49,344 --> 00:07:52,282 - Sadist! - A sadist? How? 101 00:07:52,283 --> 00:07:55,723 Nothing happened! 102 00:07:55,724 --> 00:07:58,227 Why don't you go pick on someone else. 103 00:07:58,310 --> 00:08:00,729 And taking advantage of a poor woman! 104 00:08:21,227 --> 00:08:23,063 Pac-Man! 105 00:08:27,129 --> 00:08:30,091 - Pac-Man. - Pac-what? 106 00:08:30,195 --> 00:08:32,780 - Pac-Man. - Give us some money. 107 00:08:33,280 --> 00:08:35,095 I'll see if I have change. 108 00:08:37,201 --> 00:08:38,660 Look hard. 109 00:08:38,661 --> 00:08:41,268 Thank you. Let's go! 110 00:08:41,351 --> 00:08:42,623 Pac-Man! 111 00:08:44,103 --> 00:08:45,521 Let's go to the machine. 112 00:08:45,646 --> 00:08:47,148 Come on, hurry. 113 00:08:51,506 --> 00:08:53,612 Me first. 114 00:08:53,613 --> 00:08:55,948 No, me first. 115 00:08:56,240 --> 00:08:58,429 Of course. You always go first. 116 00:08:59,910 --> 00:09:02,328 - Artesaní! - Of course, artisanal. 117 00:09:02,329 --> 00:09:05,143 Here you have the best. Swords from Toledo. 118 00:09:05,144 --> 00:09:07,708 Toledo swords! 119 00:09:07,709 --> 00:09:09,315 That's the beach, isn't it? 120 00:09:09,565 --> 00:09:12,943 No, that's the beach. 121 00:09:13,068 --> 00:09:15,362 The best beaches in la monde. 122 00:09:15,383 --> 00:09:16,862 Better than la France. 123 00:09:16,863 --> 00:09:19,637 - You know France? - Of course I know France. 124 00:09:19,679 --> 00:09:21,139 I know everything. 125 00:09:21,264 --> 00:09:23,264 - Ah, oui? - Of course oui. 126 00:09:23,265 --> 00:09:26,893 - It's very pretty over there. - Pretty. Everything pretty. 127 00:09:26,956 --> 00:09:28,477 I know it very well. 128 00:09:28,478 --> 00:09:32,148 I jog every morning. Let's go jogging! 129 00:09:32,149 --> 00:09:34,588 - Ah, jogging? Me too. - Of course. 130 00:09:34,589 --> 00:09:38,300 Wherever you want. Here at the beach, in the hotel... 131 00:09:39,405 --> 00:09:42,763 - Or in the "chamber"... - Artesaní, that's a little fast. 132 00:09:44,181 --> 00:09:46,974 - It's just a hand. - Artesaní, hands off. 133 00:09:46,975 --> 00:09:49,539 - Friends? - Friends! Hello friend!! 134 00:09:49,540 --> 00:09:52,397 Good. Now let's go to the beach. 135 00:09:52,814 --> 00:09:54,044 Let's go for a swim. 136 00:09:54,190 --> 00:09:56,254 - Yes, a swim.. - Come on. 137 00:09:56,255 --> 00:09:59,298 - But dressed like this? - Oh, you can go naked. 138 00:09:59,299 --> 00:10:01,551 Naked! Everyone naked! 139 00:10:01,552 --> 00:10:05,242 In our birthday suits, let's go! 140 00:10:42,944 --> 00:10:45,530 - Hello, dear. - Good morning, Miss Lola. 141 00:10:45,655 --> 00:10:48,888 - Park the car and take up the luggage. - Welcome. 142 00:10:52,454 --> 00:10:55,226 - José, who was that? - Lola Clavijo, don't you know her? 143 00:10:55,227 --> 00:10:57,290 - Lola Clavijo? - The famous one? 144 00:10:57,291 --> 00:10:59,043 - That's her? - Yes. 145 00:11:02,484 --> 00:11:05,257 - Hey, give us something. - What do you want? 146 00:11:05,258 --> 00:11:07,988 - It's for Pac-Man. - What's that? 147 00:11:07,989 --> 00:11:10,303 - For the Chinese girl. - Which Chinese girl? 148 00:11:10,324 --> 00:11:11,075 Her. 149 00:11:11,158 --> 00:11:14,515 - Herro, ma'am. - Give them something. 150 00:11:14,516 --> 00:11:15,788 Well. 151 00:11:18,478 --> 00:11:21,084 Are the girls bothering you? 152 00:11:21,085 --> 00:11:23,982 It's Lola Clavijo. You look the same as in pictures. 153 00:11:23,983 --> 00:11:27,131 - Do you want a photo? - No thanks, I have one at home. 154 00:11:27,132 --> 00:11:29,822 - I'm a big fan of yours. - Really? 155 00:11:30,031 --> 00:11:34,284 Leave your address with my secretary, and I'll send you a photo. 156 00:11:34,285 --> 00:11:37,766 Thank you very much. My husband is an artist too. 157 00:11:37,767 --> 00:11:41,353 - Really? - Ángel Antequera. I don't know if you know him. 158 00:11:41,354 --> 00:11:43,772 Ah, he's a great artist, don't you think? 159 00:11:43,773 --> 00:11:45,732 - Yes. - He'll be here soon. 160 00:11:45,733 --> 00:11:48,004 - Ah, marvellous. - Yes. 161 00:11:48,005 --> 00:11:50,091 - I'll see you around. - Yes. 162 00:11:50,779 --> 00:11:52,051 How cute. 163 00:11:52,093 --> 00:11:53,573 Come here, you two. 164 00:11:53,574 --> 00:11:56,410 How embarrassing. You're going to your room right now. 165 00:11:56,806 --> 00:11:59,601 But what about Pac-Man? 166 00:12:09,109 --> 00:12:11,299 Lola Clavijo! 167 00:12:12,488 --> 00:12:14,134 Don't you remember me, dear? 168 00:12:14,135 --> 00:12:16,281 - Well... - I'm the son of the Marquess of Pino Alto. 169 00:12:16,282 --> 00:12:18,555 Is that you, dear? 170 00:12:18,701 --> 00:12:22,037 - Of course! - You're prettier than ever. 171 00:12:22,038 --> 00:12:24,644 - I try to take care of myself. - What're you doing here? 172 00:12:24,645 --> 00:12:28,961 Not much. I'm spending a few days with my secretary. 173 00:12:28,982 --> 00:12:30,984 - Nice to meet you. - Likewise. 174 00:12:31,067 --> 00:12:33,486 - Come visit us, huh? - For sure. 175 00:12:33,507 --> 00:12:35,947 - Whenever you want. - Tomorrow at the beach. 176 00:12:38,450 --> 00:12:40,619 - Do you know who that was? - I have no idea. 177 00:13:24,013 --> 00:13:26,056 You should be more careful. 178 00:13:26,057 --> 00:13:28,914 Standing in the middle of the sidewalk like that. 179 00:13:29,539 --> 00:13:30,791 Tourists! 180 00:13:32,105 --> 00:13:34,001 I'm not a tourist, I'm from Holland. 181 00:13:34,377 --> 00:13:35,816 Same thing. 182 00:13:44,679 --> 00:13:48,431 Look how wrinkly this got! 183 00:13:48,432 --> 00:13:50,684 I might as well not wear anything. 184 00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:53,729 How lovely is the sunshine. 185 00:13:53,812 --> 00:13:57,149 I'm going to have a bath, and for lunch, 186 00:13:57,170 --> 00:14:00,005 I'll make michirones - ooh, that'll be good. 187 00:14:00,068 --> 00:14:02,548 Lola, please don't speak like that. 188 00:14:02,549 --> 00:14:05,990 - But it's just us here. - Then why speak Andalusian? 189 00:14:06,032 --> 00:14:07,407 I know you're from Murcia. 190 00:14:07,408 --> 00:14:10,160 If I don't, I might slip in front of a journalist. 191 00:14:10,161 --> 00:14:12,995 Speaking of journalists, you should call Amilivia. 192 00:14:12,996 --> 00:14:14,956 No, I don't want to talk to him. 193 00:14:14,957 --> 00:14:17,229 He'll make up a story about me. 194 00:14:17,230 --> 00:14:19,670 Hey, where'd you put the jewelry? 195 00:14:22,464 --> 00:14:26,217 - In the drawer there. - Remember what happened to Sara? 196 00:14:26,572 --> 00:14:30,117 Please, connect me to 232-0972 to Madrid. 197 00:14:31,076 --> 00:14:32,912 Here, well hidden. 198 00:14:33,016 --> 00:14:34,559 Mr. Amilivia? 199 00:14:35,185 --> 00:14:38,521 Hello, Amilivia. I'll put Lola on the line. 200 00:14:38,834 --> 00:14:40,960 Take the phone. 201 00:14:43,922 --> 00:14:47,195 Amilivia, dear, how are you? 202 00:14:47,196 --> 00:14:51,366 I just got to Benidorm, and my secretary tells me to call you. 203 00:14:51,367 --> 00:14:53,138 I can't live without you. 204 00:14:53,264 --> 00:14:57,226 I have an exclusive for you. 205 00:14:57,455 --> 00:14:58,455 Yes. 206 00:15:00,041 --> 00:15:02,315 You know how much we love you. 207 00:15:03,211 --> 00:15:05,775 Olé, olé! 208 00:15:05,942 --> 00:15:09,779 Yes, it's a real exclusive. 209 00:15:10,259 --> 00:15:13,095 I'm going to write my memoirs. 210 00:15:14,138 --> 00:15:18,372 Yes, really. I'm going to reveal everything. 211 00:15:18,767 --> 00:15:21,644 Well, I'll call you. 212 00:15:21,645 --> 00:15:22,771 Bye, dear. 213 00:15:24,689 --> 00:15:28,443 That's the last time Lola Clavijo talks to someone like that. 214 00:15:31,821 --> 00:15:35,324 Benidorm wants to separate from the Valencian Community. 215 00:15:37,055 --> 00:15:39,662 I want to talk to Ángel Antequera. I'm his wife. 216 00:15:40,934 --> 00:15:43,624 Tell him I'm at the Hotel Belroy. It's urgent. 217 00:15:45,146 --> 00:15:47,899 Up... and up... 218 00:15:48,253 --> 00:15:51,215 - What are you doing now? - We're playing, Mom. 219 00:15:51,569 --> 00:15:54,030 - Where'd you get this? - We bought it. 220 00:15:54,072 --> 00:15:56,741 To scare Grandpa when we get back to Madrid. 221 00:15:56,845 --> 00:15:58,137 Put it away. 222 00:16:01,057 --> 00:16:02,933 I just called your father. 223 00:16:02,934 --> 00:16:05,707 I bet you didn't get through to him. 224 00:16:05,979 --> 00:16:09,022 He's rehearsing. I left him a message to call us. 225 00:16:09,023 --> 00:16:10,400 It bet he won't call. 226 00:16:11,046 --> 00:16:13,046 I don't think it's fair. 227 00:16:13,047 --> 00:16:17,176 Besides, are you sure that man is our father? 228 00:16:17,260 --> 00:16:19,699 Of course I am. And he loves you a lot. 229 00:16:19,700 --> 00:16:21,785 I don't care about him one bit. 230 00:16:21,890 --> 00:16:24,162 Don't talk like that. He's a very busy man. 231 00:16:24,163 --> 00:16:25,934 He's a great singer. 232 00:16:27,644 --> 00:16:28,895 There he is. 233 00:16:28,896 --> 00:16:32,169 - Take it easy. - She's lost her mind. 234 00:16:32,170 --> 00:16:35,089 We won't see him. I'd bet the snake on it. 235 00:16:35,090 --> 00:16:36,841 You play with it. 236 00:16:37,613 --> 00:16:38,863 Ángel. 237 00:16:39,364 --> 00:16:40,427 Finally. 238 00:16:42,930 --> 00:16:44,682 Don't you remember me? 239 00:16:46,121 --> 00:16:47,580 Aren't you ashamed? 240 00:16:48,748 --> 00:16:50,875 I've waited four years. 241 00:16:53,169 --> 00:16:55,337 Without hearing from you. 242 00:16:56,318 --> 00:16:57,986 Without knowing where you are. 243 00:17:00,030 --> 00:17:02,032 Not even if you're alive. 244 00:17:04,262 --> 00:17:06,139 I need to see you right away. 245 00:17:09,413 --> 00:17:11,394 No, I'll meet you wherever. 246 00:17:13,814 --> 00:17:15,399 How can I trust you? 247 00:17:17,858 --> 00:17:20,528 We've waited four years! 248 00:17:23,468 --> 00:17:24,468 Please. 249 00:17:25,116 --> 00:17:26,492 Please. 250 00:17:28,744 --> 00:17:31,684 How can I be sure you'll call? 251 00:17:36,209 --> 00:17:37,440 Please. 252 00:17:39,171 --> 00:17:40,943 I need to see you. 253 00:17:45,572 --> 00:17:47,136 Truly. 254 00:17:47,678 --> 00:17:49,472 They need to see you too. 255 00:18:06,718 --> 00:18:10,262 This is Benidorm's old town. 256 00:18:10,804 --> 00:18:12,827 The old town. 257 00:18:13,244 --> 00:18:15,559 All Arabic. 258 00:18:15,768 --> 00:18:18,208 We're all Arabs here - Moors. 259 00:18:18,458 --> 00:18:19,834 Do you understand "Moors?" 260 00:18:19,938 --> 00:18:22,629 - Ah, les maures. - Oui. 261 00:18:22,816 --> 00:18:24,046 Des maures. 262 00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:27,277 We're Moors to the bone! 263 00:18:27,278 --> 00:18:29,280 To the bone. 264 00:18:29,885 --> 00:18:33,555 - Do you get a lot of girls? - A lot of girls, no. 265 00:18:33,556 --> 00:18:36,682 A lot of girls, yes. But one at a time, une pour une. 266 00:18:36,683 --> 00:18:38,393 You understand, une pour une? 267 00:18:38,580 --> 00:18:40,499 - No. - Good. 268 00:18:40,854 --> 00:18:42,229 I like you a lot. 269 00:18:42,230 --> 00:18:46,338 Look! What pretty cannons! 270 00:18:47,006 --> 00:18:50,154 From the Spanish Civil War? 271 00:18:50,613 --> 00:18:54,282 Ancient cannons, here you see them. 272 00:18:54,283 --> 00:18:56,972 They're from la guerre with Napoleon III. 273 00:18:56,973 --> 00:19:00,017 When they tried to siege Benidorm, 274 00:19:00,018 --> 00:19:02,770 We beat them back. 275 00:19:03,062 --> 00:19:05,773 Over there - Robespierre's boat. 276 00:19:06,107 --> 00:19:09,214 Here, the Spanish cannons of Benidorm. 277 00:19:10,131 --> 00:19:11,445 Boom! 278 00:19:11,633 --> 00:19:13,051 Robespierre! 279 00:19:14,573 --> 00:19:15,656 Drowned. 280 00:19:15,657 --> 00:19:18,993 Robespierre never came here. 281 00:19:18,994 --> 00:19:21,579 Maybe so, but let's change the subject. 282 00:19:21,580 --> 00:19:23,811 You and me, not the cannons. 283 00:19:24,332 --> 00:19:27,419 Forget it. You are French. 284 00:19:27,544 --> 00:19:29,794 I am Spanish. Let's walk! 285 00:19:29,795 --> 00:19:31,776 - Let's go. - Yes, yes. 286 00:19:31,777 --> 00:19:34,696 Anyway, listen to this. 287 00:19:35,030 --> 00:19:38,179 Listen to this. 288 00:19:38,721 --> 00:19:40,451 Robespierre over there. 289 00:19:40,452 --> 00:19:43,475 Now you'll learn a little history. 290 00:19:43,663 --> 00:19:47,542 Oh, it's mignon! 291 00:19:48,042 --> 00:19:50,253 Mignon isn't the word. 292 00:19:50,649 --> 00:19:52,276 Ici... 293 00:19:52,860 --> 00:19:55,091 Arabic wall. 294 00:19:55,486 --> 00:19:57,988 Come here and take a look. 295 00:19:57,989 --> 00:19:59,740 See that bateau - boat? 296 00:19:59,741 --> 00:20:02,389 In French towns, no bateau. 297 00:20:02,681 --> 00:20:05,830 They swam home. 298 00:20:06,039 --> 00:20:09,395 We might have to send you back again. 299 00:20:09,479 --> 00:20:11,460 Swimming, three times. 300 00:20:14,651 --> 00:20:17,800 The truth is... well, look. 301 00:20:18,321 --> 00:20:21,199 In France, you'll never see a city like this. 302 00:20:21,261 --> 00:20:24,681 Oh, it's so beautiful! 303 00:20:25,223 --> 00:20:27,266 What island is that? 304 00:20:27,267 --> 00:20:28,579 That island? 305 00:20:28,580 --> 00:20:30,331 That's Benidorm Island. 306 00:20:30,332 --> 00:20:32,250 Non, non, non. 307 00:20:32,251 --> 00:20:34,336 No, I mean that one. 308 00:20:34,628 --> 00:20:36,315 Well, then that island. 309 00:20:36,316 --> 00:20:38,401 Now I'll tell you what it is. 310 00:20:38,402 --> 00:20:39,737 That island... 311 00:20:39,883 --> 00:20:42,281 is part of that mountain. 312 00:20:43,386 --> 00:20:44,596 There. 313 00:20:45,034 --> 00:20:46,472 See that gap? 314 00:20:46,473 --> 00:20:49,621 It's a bite mark. We Spanish did that. 315 00:20:50,497 --> 00:20:53,896 The Spanish... pushed and pushed. 316 00:20:54,709 --> 00:20:56,356 Against Robespierre. 317 00:20:56,357 --> 00:20:58,400 Here, that island. We Spanish. 318 00:20:58,401 --> 00:21:01,319 The Spanish, the Arabs, the turbans, the hats. 319 00:21:01,444 --> 00:21:03,238 What bullshit. 320 00:21:04,176 --> 00:21:05,344 Bullshit? 321 00:21:05,740 --> 00:21:08,325 You're crazy. You're making all this up. 322 00:21:08,326 --> 00:21:12,643 Everything you told me. The Arabs, Robespierre. 323 00:21:12,706 --> 00:21:15,499 - I take it back. - I don't care. 324 00:21:15,770 --> 00:21:18,419 - How are you feeling? - I'm feeling great. 325 00:21:22,006 --> 00:21:25,468 - Can I kiss you a little? - Not here. 326 00:21:27,157 --> 00:21:28,824 Naughty boy. 327 00:21:48,135 --> 00:21:50,304 - You're crazy. - Yes I am. 328 00:22:17,350 --> 00:22:22,166 Ay La Lola, they say that I don't sleep alone. 329 00:22:24,460 --> 00:22:27,651 They say that I don't sleep alone... 330 00:22:27,922 --> 00:22:30,571 Ay Curro, ay Curro... 331 00:22:30,717 --> 00:22:33,114 He says we met in Seville. 332 00:22:33,115 --> 00:22:35,970 But I was in Seville only once. 333 00:22:35,971 --> 00:22:38,264 To offer a branch to the Virgin of Macarena. 334 00:22:38,265 --> 00:22:40,141 The branch cost me a fortune. 335 00:22:40,142 --> 00:22:42,665 And I didn't see him there. 336 00:22:43,041 --> 00:22:46,584 Hey, can you rub some oil on me? 337 00:22:46,585 --> 00:22:48,253 You're my secretary. 338 00:22:51,319 --> 00:22:52,696 Coming. 339 00:23:02,350 --> 00:23:04,352 You're into that Curro, aren't you? 340 00:23:04,540 --> 00:23:06,479 It's not like that. 341 00:23:06,917 --> 00:23:10,421 Not to raise a family, but maybe for a roll in the hay. 342 00:23:13,402 --> 00:23:14,986 You said that last time. 343 00:23:14,987 --> 00:23:17,969 And you cried for six months. 344 00:23:18,470 --> 00:23:21,765 Well, I liked him too much. 345 00:23:22,119 --> 00:23:25,310 Oh, what a touch you have. 346 00:23:26,081 --> 00:23:27,728 Oh, baby! 347 00:23:28,396 --> 00:23:30,669 That Curro isn't so bad. 348 00:23:32,692 --> 00:23:35,610 Oh, what a touch! 349 00:23:35,611 --> 00:23:37,947 You're fantastic with that oil. 350 00:24:05,743 --> 00:24:08,079 The tourist again. 351 00:24:08,308 --> 00:24:10,602 I'll probably see you around. 352 00:24:10,665 --> 00:24:12,855 I hope not. 353 00:24:32,977 --> 00:24:36,334 - You're attracting some attention. - Look at that statue! 354 00:24:36,335 --> 00:24:39,504 - What is it? - That's no good, it's too modern. 355 00:24:39,505 --> 00:24:41,422 No good - old art good. 356 00:24:41,423 --> 00:24:43,467 But modern art is shit. 357 00:24:46,386 --> 00:24:50,222 - Want to have a drink on the terrace? - Yes, terrace. 358 00:24:50,223 --> 00:24:53,831 - Café de Paris, how's that? - You think I like Paris? 359 00:24:53,935 --> 00:24:56,374 - You don't? - I prefer the sunshine 360 00:24:56,375 --> 00:24:58,668 Good, let's sit down. 361 00:24:59,815 --> 00:25:01,524 How about that table? 362 00:25:01,525 --> 00:25:05,404 - Ah, oui! Très bien! - Then let's sit down. 363 00:25:06,947 --> 00:25:08,949 What do you want? 364 00:25:09,533 --> 00:25:11,576 - I want a bière. - Coming right up! 365 00:25:12,473 --> 00:25:14,015 Where's the garçon? 366 00:25:14,016 --> 00:25:16,102 He must be here somewhere. 367 00:25:16,748 --> 00:25:19,313 Wait a second. 368 00:25:19,417 --> 00:25:22,316 - Okay then. - Learning a lot, huh? 369 00:25:24,755 --> 00:25:26,777 - Bonjour. - How are you? 370 00:25:26,778 --> 00:25:28,864 - Good, and you? - Très bien. 371 00:25:31,283 --> 00:25:33,452 - You speak French well. - Ah, oui. 372 00:25:33,598 --> 00:25:35,078 You're pretty. 373 00:25:36,100 --> 00:25:38,726 - You rat! - Hey! 374 00:25:38,727 --> 00:25:40,394 Get out of here! 375 00:25:40,395 --> 00:25:42,230 Don't you ever fucking learn? 376 00:25:42,439 --> 00:25:46,150 - What are you trying to do? - I was just sitting there. 377 00:25:46,151 --> 00:25:49,424 You saw she was with me. Have some respect. 378 00:25:49,425 --> 00:25:51,884 - Respect? - Yes, respect! 379 00:25:51,885 --> 00:25:54,616 Calmez, I'm talking to a friend. 380 00:25:54,617 --> 00:25:57,411 A childhood friend, understand? 381 00:25:57,995 --> 00:25:59,704 Come here. 382 00:25:59,705 --> 00:26:03,418 How could you be as shameless to go after her like that. 383 00:26:03,501 --> 00:26:06,898 - What are you doing? - Who do you think you are! 384 00:26:06,899 --> 00:26:09,256 - Get out of here! - Let go or I'll kill you. 385 00:26:09,298 --> 00:26:11,612 - Who are you kidding? - Let moi go! 386 00:26:11,675 --> 00:26:13,864 Let moi go! 387 00:26:13,865 --> 00:26:15,179 Get out of here. 388 00:26:16,618 --> 00:26:18,014 Hey, girl! 389 00:26:23,102 --> 00:26:26,231 You're an old lady fucker, you rat! 390 00:26:26,397 --> 00:26:30,150 Oh, bon cheri! Oh, mon petit! 391 00:26:33,341 --> 00:26:34,801 Artesaní! 392 00:26:38,054 --> 00:26:39,597 I'll get him later. 393 00:26:40,390 --> 00:26:42,997 - It's not serious. - You're not mal? 394 00:26:43,080 --> 00:26:44,309 A little. 395 00:26:44,935 --> 00:26:47,000 - You poor thing. - Oh boy. 396 00:26:50,816 --> 00:26:52,380 Moi on the floor. 397 00:26:52,818 --> 00:26:54,883 Want me to take care of you? 398 00:26:56,717 --> 00:26:58,594 - It's nothing. - I'm glad. 399 00:26:58,636 --> 00:27:00,930 Some real jerks dans la vie. 400 00:27:00,971 --> 00:27:04,162 Come back to my place. I'll take care of you. 401 00:27:13,942 --> 00:27:17,216 - Make love to me. - What? 402 00:27:17,633 --> 00:27:18,864 You want... 403 00:27:19,364 --> 00:27:21,846 You want to do it just like that? 404 00:27:21,887 --> 00:27:23,741 That's terrible. 405 00:27:23,742 --> 00:27:26,328 What if I was a killer? 406 00:27:26,787 --> 00:27:28,101 And the preparation. 407 00:27:29,123 --> 00:27:33,440 You should... chat, danser le tango... 408 00:27:34,775 --> 00:27:36,795 La nuit... la lune... 409 00:27:36,796 --> 00:27:38,965 Dinner, and all that! 410 00:27:39,633 --> 00:27:43,637 Avec... candelabras, et champagne espagnol. 411 00:27:44,242 --> 00:27:47,474 - Champagne espagnol? - Mais oui, champagne espagnol! 412 00:27:47,620 --> 00:27:50,997 The way dumb foreigners do it. 413 00:27:51,561 --> 00:27:55,189 Someone... brings the girl, and les autres... 414 00:27:55,857 --> 00:27:58,151 try to take her away. 415 00:27:58,630 --> 00:28:00,507 Always the same story. 416 00:28:01,383 --> 00:28:04,698 Anyone could understand. 417 00:28:04,802 --> 00:28:06,304 You're such a moron, but come here. 418 00:28:06,491 --> 00:28:09,119 - What do you mean? - Come here. 419 00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:18,815 - Come here. - All right. 420 00:28:24,342 --> 00:28:25,906 Artesaní... 421 00:28:37,396 --> 00:28:38,626 Oh, baby... 422 00:28:38,918 --> 00:28:41,879 you're going to take me... 423 00:28:43,672 --> 00:28:46,237 to the Seville Fair! 424 00:28:46,717 --> 00:28:48,072 Yes, yes. 425 00:28:48,448 --> 00:28:51,284 Ride that Andalusian mare! 426 00:28:53,578 --> 00:28:55,996 How sweet it is to ride. 427 00:28:56,351 --> 00:28:57,665 Your little horse! 428 00:28:58,707 --> 00:29:01,439 Clop-clop! Clop-clop! 429 00:31:18,924 --> 00:31:20,883 What are you doing? 430 00:31:21,217 --> 00:31:23,969 Hey, girl, come here. 431 00:31:28,933 --> 00:31:30,309 Hey you! 432 00:31:38,483 --> 00:31:40,068 Jerks! 433 00:31:45,636 --> 00:31:49,784 - Did those bastards hurt you? - No, thank you. It's nothing. 434 00:31:49,785 --> 00:31:51,871 Don't worry about me. 435 00:32:03,986 --> 00:32:06,718 - What happened, girl? - Nothing. 436 00:32:06,948 --> 00:32:09,409 How could it be nothing? You're crying. 437 00:32:09,554 --> 00:32:13,996 - Why don't you go home? - I don't have a home. I got kicked out. 438 00:32:14,934 --> 00:32:16,977 - You don't have a home? - No. 439 00:32:16,978 --> 00:32:21,024 - Well, come to mine if you want. - No, I don't want to bother you. 440 00:32:21,858 --> 00:32:23,922 Don't be silly. 441 00:32:24,173 --> 00:32:26,965 Thank you, but I can't accept your offer. 442 00:32:26,966 --> 00:32:29,406 Ah, you can't accept. 443 00:32:32,013 --> 00:32:34,974 You can walk the streets. 444 00:32:36,976 --> 00:32:40,416 But you can't accept keys from a respectable man? 445 00:32:40,729 --> 00:32:42,231 Come on. 446 00:32:43,127 --> 00:32:46,860 - It's the second floor of that building. - All right, thank you. 447 00:32:49,551 --> 00:32:52,073 It's impossible to understand women. 448 00:32:52,699 --> 00:32:56,953 They'd rather go home with the first guy than accept a key from someone like me. 449 00:32:57,224 --> 00:32:58,392 Goddam. 450 00:33:26,168 --> 00:33:27,232 Hello. 451 00:33:29,046 --> 00:33:30,193 Hello. 452 00:33:31,298 --> 00:33:32,945 You're not in bed? 453 00:33:34,029 --> 00:33:35,677 I was waiting for you. 454 00:33:38,868 --> 00:33:39,868 Why? 455 00:33:40,932 --> 00:33:42,038 I don't know. 456 00:33:42,747 --> 00:33:45,248 I thought you might try something. 457 00:33:46,917 --> 00:33:47,917 You're crazy. 458 00:33:51,087 --> 00:33:53,444 I didn't want to take advantage of you. 459 00:33:55,905 --> 00:33:56,905 I can see that. 460 00:34:02,139 --> 00:34:03,453 You're very kind. 461 00:34:04,037 --> 00:34:05,038 Very kind. 462 00:34:06,144 --> 00:34:09,084 Enough talk. I'll sleep in the other room. 463 00:34:11,940 --> 00:34:14,172 Besides, tomorrow I have to get up early. 464 00:34:24,890 --> 00:34:26,599 Amilivia, dear, 465 00:34:26,600 --> 00:34:28,226 big news. 466 00:34:28,227 --> 00:34:30,917 I slept with the young Marquess! 467 00:34:31,271 --> 00:34:34,379 Yes, he's the son of the Pino Alto Marquess. 468 00:34:35,192 --> 00:34:38,360 He's got so much land and so much money. 469 00:34:38,361 --> 00:34:40,488 Some day they'll give me my own place. 470 00:34:41,468 --> 00:34:43,157 We'll see where he puts me. 471 00:34:44,596 --> 00:34:47,829 We'll see if he puts me somewhere nice. 472 00:34:50,331 --> 00:34:54,043 What a man he is! 473 00:34:54,293 --> 00:34:57,150 You know I'm not like those other girls. 474 00:34:57,609 --> 00:34:59,465 I'm not a gold-digger. 475 00:34:59,611 --> 00:35:02,155 I'll keep you up to date. 476 00:35:02,176 --> 00:35:04,010 Well, goodbye, dear. 477 00:35:15,146 --> 00:35:18,898 - Where have you been? - Leave me alone. We're finished for good. 478 00:35:18,899 --> 00:35:22,631 - What are you saying? - Leave me alone, you jerk! 479 00:35:22,632 --> 00:35:24,925 How dare you talk like that? 480 00:35:24,926 --> 00:35:27,491 - Don't hit me! - How could you? 481 00:35:27,512 --> 00:35:29,617 Take your hands off me! 482 00:35:29,618 --> 00:35:33,476 You can't keep hurting me! I love you, understand? 483 00:35:33,538 --> 00:35:36,207 You're nothing to me without cash. 484 00:35:37,897 --> 00:35:39,753 The tourist again. 485 00:36:23,335 --> 00:36:25,399 Hey, why'd you bring me here? 486 00:36:26,380 --> 00:36:28,673 What do you want from me? 487 00:36:28,674 --> 00:36:30,759 Are you interested in me? 488 00:36:31,364 --> 00:36:32,490 I don't know. 489 00:36:32,845 --> 00:36:34,513 I hadn't thought about it. 490 00:36:36,410 --> 00:36:38,433 You must be getting bored. 491 00:36:39,246 --> 00:36:40,539 Why? 492 00:36:42,604 --> 00:36:44,564 I don't have much to talk about. 493 00:36:49,631 --> 00:36:51,382 Ah, men. 494 00:36:54,844 --> 00:36:57,847 A little sun will do you good. 495 00:37:01,976 --> 00:37:03,957 The championship is next month. 496 00:37:04,040 --> 00:37:05,667 I want to win. 497 00:37:37,134 --> 00:37:39,219 Look at this weather. 498 00:37:39,220 --> 00:37:41,929 - It's so gloomy. - Stop complaining. 499 00:37:41,930 --> 00:37:44,891 There's nothing we can do about it. 500 00:37:45,246 --> 00:37:46,101 Come on now. 501 00:37:46,102 --> 00:37:50,668 In Seville it's so hot you can't bear it. 502 00:37:52,315 --> 00:37:53,859 Here, sign this. 503 00:37:54,776 --> 00:37:57,653 - Who's this for? - It's for Maruja Torres. 504 00:37:57,945 --> 00:37:59,758 We need to make the old bag happy. 505 00:37:59,759 --> 00:38:02,511 I wish you well from Benidorm. 506 00:38:02,512 --> 00:38:04,181 Thinking of you. 507 00:38:04,389 --> 00:38:05,682 Not bad. 508 00:38:13,648 --> 00:38:16,755 Hey, why don't we go to Seville in your Rolls Royce? 509 00:38:16,984 --> 00:38:19,757 I can't at the moment. 510 00:38:19,758 --> 00:38:23,302 There's a problem with the windshield. 511 00:38:24,137 --> 00:38:27,014 Can't we take it for a spin? 512 00:38:27,578 --> 00:38:30,372 - And get lost somewhere? - Come on now. 513 00:38:30,581 --> 00:38:34,083 Wouldn't it be great to go to your place in Seville? 514 00:38:34,084 --> 00:38:35,105 No. 515 00:38:35,168 --> 00:38:38,879 Seville? I came here to get away from it. 516 00:38:38,880 --> 00:38:41,528 It's not the right time of year. 517 00:38:41,695 --> 00:38:44,072 - Sign this. - Who's it for? 518 00:38:44,364 --> 00:38:45,574 Amilivia. 519 00:38:45,929 --> 00:38:48,930 Amilivia, I have big news for you. 520 00:38:48,931 --> 00:38:52,059 I'm such a humanitarian that I adopted a little black boy. 521 00:38:52,559 --> 00:38:55,521 - A little black boy? What? - That's right. 522 00:38:55,771 --> 00:38:57,544 We'll adopt what we have to. 523 00:38:58,065 --> 00:38:59,065 Listen. 524 00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:03,570 Couldn't we adopt a Brazilian like Sara? 525 00:39:03,695 --> 00:39:05,363 The one she adopted? 526 00:39:05,655 --> 00:39:08,616 We can't adopt a Brazilian for precisely that reason. 527 00:39:08,950 --> 00:39:11,181 It wouldn't be original. 528 00:39:11,891 --> 00:39:16,394 Couldn't we adopt a little Vietnamese? That would be original. 529 00:39:16,436 --> 00:39:19,314 Drop it. Just sign it. 530 00:39:19,460 --> 00:39:21,732 Listen, I'm not racist, 531 00:39:21,733 --> 00:39:24,903 but if I had a black boy at home, I wouldn't be able to see him. 532 00:39:24,965 --> 00:39:26,675 Why not? Just turn on the light. 533 00:39:26,696 --> 00:39:30,428 Perhaps we could arrange for something else. 534 00:39:30,470 --> 00:39:31,575 Sign it! 535 00:39:32,159 --> 00:39:34,995 Hey, why don't we make one of our own? 536 00:39:35,016 --> 00:39:37,435 Hey, that's not a bad idea. 537 00:39:37,519 --> 00:39:39,980 You're so pushy. 538 00:39:47,507 --> 00:39:50,448 I'm going up to show him my room. 539 00:39:50,573 --> 00:39:51,699 Bye. 540 00:39:53,034 --> 00:39:54,638 Take care! 541 00:40:25,460 --> 00:40:27,920 Look out! 542 00:40:35,469 --> 00:40:37,012 Hello, tourist. 543 00:40:43,748 --> 00:40:46,521 Excuse me, tourist. Don't block traffic. 544 00:40:46,979 --> 00:40:48,418 Yeah? 545 00:40:48,815 --> 00:40:52,339 And I'm not a tourist, I'm from Holland, and my name is Philip. 546 00:40:52,819 --> 00:40:56,865 Philip! You have the name of a lamp. 547 00:41:17,425 --> 00:41:20,637 - L'amour. Once in a while - No. 548 00:41:21,805 --> 00:41:23,577 L'amour is always good. 549 00:41:23,744 --> 00:41:26,204 - What do you mean always? - Now for instance. 550 00:41:27,497 --> 00:41:28,957 How now? 551 00:41:29,603 --> 00:41:33,107 You think the weenie... works whenever? 552 00:41:33,712 --> 00:41:36,235 - Why not? - I'm not a machine! 553 00:41:36,673 --> 00:41:38,883 It's possible. You'll see. 554 00:41:39,070 --> 00:41:40,070 What? 555 00:41:40,113 --> 00:41:43,491 - I'm not a kid. - I like you. 556 00:41:43,575 --> 00:41:44,910 I could die. 557 00:41:45,347 --> 00:41:47,454 But you'll die happy. 558 00:41:47,600 --> 00:41:50,853 Don't say that. You'll ruin everything. 559 00:41:51,062 --> 00:41:55,002 It happens to everyone. The weenie doesn't work. 560 00:41:56,170 --> 00:41:59,903 - You want to finish.. avec moi. - Oui. 561 00:42:00,862 --> 00:42:04,324 I want... to kill you. 562 00:42:05,783 --> 00:42:07,243 Kill... 563 00:42:10,538 --> 00:42:11,872 Kill. 564 00:42:17,295 --> 00:42:18,524 Artesaní? 565 00:42:19,337 --> 00:42:20,839 Artesaní? 566 00:42:23,237 --> 00:42:25,385 Olé, bullfighter! 567 00:42:25,719 --> 00:42:28,221 So much for the Spanish man. 568 00:42:40,379 --> 00:42:41,984 Amilivia, dear, 569 00:42:41,985 --> 00:42:45,278 I called to tell you about my most recent experience. 570 00:42:45,279 --> 00:42:48,948 15 times in one night with the Marquess. 571 00:42:48,949 --> 00:42:51,389 I think it's serious. 572 00:42:51,452 --> 00:42:53,808 No, it's not one of my flings. 573 00:42:53,933 --> 00:42:58,187 He's going to the Seville Fair on his Andalusian mare. 574 00:42:58,312 --> 00:43:00,376 Tomorrow I'll tell you more, dear. 575 00:43:00,585 --> 00:43:01,585 Yes. 576 00:43:01,628 --> 00:43:03,254 Okay, talk to you tomorrow. 577 00:43:04,109 --> 00:43:06,694 Is he ever persistent. 578 00:43:06,695 --> 00:43:09,218 - Let's go to the beach. - You're going like that? 579 00:43:09,219 --> 00:43:10,615 Why not? 580 00:43:10,616 --> 00:43:13,471 It's a free country. 581 00:43:13,472 --> 00:43:15,933 If you got it, flaunt it. 582 00:43:15,974 --> 00:43:17,434 Come on. 583 00:43:20,521 --> 00:43:22,564 And wear a thong too, okay? 584 00:43:22,565 --> 00:43:24,606 Don't make me look ridiculous. 585 00:43:24,607 --> 00:43:27,965 Let's go show off our bodies! 586 00:43:42,333 --> 00:43:45,898 You realize we couldn't have done this a few years ago. 587 00:43:45,899 --> 00:43:48,672 We would have brought down the regime. 588 00:43:49,131 --> 00:43:52,071 Mom, I'm bored. 589 00:43:52,154 --> 00:43:54,511 Can we go play? 590 00:43:56,930 --> 00:43:59,869 Okay, but cool it with the begging. 591 00:43:59,870 --> 00:44:02,205 We didn't bring the piggy bank. 592 00:44:02,206 --> 00:44:04,353 We'll just build a sand castle. 593 00:44:04,416 --> 00:44:06,689 Go on, but don't bother anyone. 594 00:44:14,238 --> 00:44:17,157 - She can't see us here. - Let's go. 595 00:44:27,834 --> 00:44:29,897 You're in love with him, aren't you? 596 00:44:29,898 --> 00:44:32,379 So what if I like millionaires? 597 00:44:32,380 --> 00:44:34,589 We'll see if he has millions. 598 00:44:34,590 --> 00:44:36,780 For Pac-Man? 599 00:44:37,239 --> 00:44:39,366 - Do you speak Spanish? - No. 600 00:44:40,450 --> 00:44:41,097 Listen, 601 00:44:41,098 --> 00:44:42,723 if he disappoints you, 602 00:44:42,724 --> 00:44:45,601 don't come crying to me. 603 00:44:45,913 --> 00:44:48,604 Don't worry, I'll leave you out of it. 604 00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:50,668 Maybe someone else will care. 605 00:44:52,337 --> 00:44:54,818 Merci, danke, or whatever. 606 00:44:56,173 --> 00:44:57,820 For Pac-Man? 607 00:44:58,321 --> 00:44:59,697 Girls! 608 00:44:59,781 --> 00:45:02,741 You rascals! 609 00:45:02,742 --> 00:45:05,036 Out with the money! 610 00:45:06,955 --> 00:45:08,643 Take that, and that! 611 00:45:08,644 --> 00:45:12,292 - Aren't you ashamed of yourselves? - No, Mama. 612 00:45:16,734 --> 00:45:18,486 Cover up a little. 613 00:45:18,590 --> 00:45:20,572 Don't be silly. 614 00:45:20,822 --> 00:45:23,197 It's not that. You'll get a sunburn. 615 00:45:23,198 --> 00:45:25,158 - A sunburn on your tits. - Tu es maure. 616 00:45:25,159 --> 00:45:26,514 You're such a Moor. 617 00:45:26,744 --> 00:45:28,953 Well, so I'm a Moor then... je suis maure. 618 00:45:28,954 --> 00:45:31,394 But you shouldn't show off your breasts. 619 00:45:31,498 --> 00:45:32,498 Okay then. 620 00:45:33,563 --> 00:45:35,002 Now look. 621 00:45:35,127 --> 00:45:37,523 Never seen an ass before? 622 00:45:37,524 --> 00:45:40,715 - Looking good. - Very funny! 623 00:45:41,862 --> 00:45:44,803 But cover your ass. Coverez your ass. 624 00:45:44,928 --> 00:45:46,325 No! 625 00:45:46,784 --> 00:45:48,431 Arrête! 626 00:45:54,395 --> 00:45:56,021 Nice, huh? 627 00:45:56,439 --> 00:45:59,025 You're shameless, you know that? 628 00:46:14,352 --> 00:46:17,437 Don't be mad, mon cheri. 629 00:46:18,334 --> 00:46:21,942 But cover up, tout le monde can see! 630 00:46:23,694 --> 00:46:25,737 Ah, again with the tits! 631 00:46:28,739 --> 00:46:30,553 - Stop it. - But I like you! 632 00:46:30,554 --> 00:46:33,995 - Showing off everything? - Don't be such a wet blanket. 633 00:46:35,288 --> 00:46:38,060 Come on, off with it! 634 00:46:38,061 --> 00:46:40,834 Oh, no, no! 635 00:46:40,835 --> 00:46:41,938 Not now. 636 00:46:41,939 --> 00:46:45,505 Tu es très beau, very handsome naked! 637 00:46:46,194 --> 00:46:49,155 But I save it for you, not like you! 638 00:46:49,760 --> 00:46:53,847 I like you a lot, but you're going to give them a heart attack. 639 00:46:56,682 --> 00:46:58,664 How's it going? 640 00:47:00,103 --> 00:47:02,333 - Friends of yours? - Not at all. 641 00:47:02,334 --> 00:47:04,691 I don't know them. They're just horny. 642 00:47:04,837 --> 00:47:06,922 Your friends are like that? 643 00:47:07,110 --> 00:47:09,069 They're perverts? 644 00:47:09,299 --> 00:47:11,467 They can buzz off! 645 00:47:25,064 --> 00:47:26,753 Come on! 646 00:47:38,472 --> 00:47:41,246 Come on, faster! 647 00:47:44,728 --> 00:47:46,563 Hey, beautiful! 648 00:47:46,564 --> 00:47:49,753 - What are you up to? - Waiting for you. 649 00:47:49,879 --> 00:47:51,671 Hey, you know something? 650 00:47:51,672 --> 00:47:54,111 - I bought your last record. - No way! 651 00:47:54,112 --> 00:47:56,990 Listening to it gave me goosebumps. 652 00:47:58,554 --> 00:48:02,620 - It made me tear up. - Come join us. 653 00:48:03,537 --> 00:48:04,829 Don't mind me. 654 00:48:04,830 --> 00:48:08,542 - Is it okay if I listen to music? - No, go ahead! 655 00:48:08,939 --> 00:48:10,544 - Thanks. - Go ahead! 656 00:48:10,920 --> 00:48:12,421 Listen to what you want. 657 00:48:12,734 --> 00:48:15,652 Lola Clavijo, Lola Clavijo... 658 00:48:15,653 --> 00:48:18,279 They say you want to have a child. 659 00:48:18,280 --> 00:48:21,095 Lola Clavijo, Lola Clavijo... 660 00:48:21,096 --> 00:48:24,140 They say you want to have a child. 661 00:48:24,141 --> 00:48:29,144 With the owner of Bataclan... 662 00:48:29,145 --> 00:48:34,880 Lola Clavijo... Ay, Lola, Lola... 663 00:48:35,130 --> 00:48:37,341 I'm not kidding around. 664 00:48:43,950 --> 00:48:46,015 You have to understand. 665 00:48:46,828 --> 00:48:48,539 Yes, I understand. 666 00:48:49,102 --> 00:48:50,937 A girl like you... 667 00:48:51,104 --> 00:48:54,356 isn't just for a fling, but to keep forever. 668 00:48:54,502 --> 00:48:57,442 - Forever? - Don't push your luck. 669 00:48:57,630 --> 00:48:59,735 Would you leave us alone? 670 00:48:59,736 --> 00:49:02,823 These bastards won't stop looking. 671 00:49:03,699 --> 00:49:07,013 Comme ça it can't be. I want to drop it, but they're watching! 672 00:49:07,014 --> 00:49:10,580 - Forget them. - I love you. 673 00:49:12,206 --> 00:49:14,980 We could get married. 674 00:49:16,065 --> 00:49:18,025 Why not marriage? 675 00:49:18,922 --> 00:49:20,756 You're crazy. 676 00:49:21,840 --> 00:49:24,781 - You want to get married? - Yes, I love you. 677 00:49:26,032 --> 00:49:27,763 You're adorable. 678 00:49:27,951 --> 00:49:30,745 Yes, I'm adorable. Let's get married. 679 00:49:31,287 --> 00:49:33,184 But I can't... 680 00:49:33,476 --> 00:49:35,937 I don't want to marry anyone. 681 00:49:38,127 --> 00:49:41,735 Spain is a big country. Can't you go somewhere else? 682 00:49:43,132 --> 00:49:45,530 These guys won't leave us alone. 683 00:49:46,259 --> 00:49:47,259 Come on. 684 00:49:48,365 --> 00:49:50,055 Allez, allons! 685 00:49:50,221 --> 00:49:52,390 Why not. 686 00:49:54,059 --> 00:49:55,143 Allons. 687 00:49:55,414 --> 00:49:57,520 They can laugh all they want. 688 00:50:26,735 --> 00:50:29,508 Aren't you coming in, Marga? 689 00:50:59,037 --> 00:51:00,663 Come on. 690 00:51:00,893 --> 00:51:02,457 Come on. 691 00:51:03,520 --> 00:51:05,459 Come on. 692 00:51:12,695 --> 00:51:15,594 We're running on the beach, like in a movie. 693 00:51:17,846 --> 00:51:19,868 Shit! 694 00:51:20,181 --> 00:51:23,163 Run, dear! 695 00:51:29,545 --> 00:51:31,442 Come on. 696 00:51:35,383 --> 00:51:36,717 Me first. 697 00:51:36,718 --> 00:51:39,012 You always get to go first. 698 00:52:42,905 --> 00:52:45,304 - Hello, Tourist. - It's Philip. 699 00:52:45,450 --> 00:52:47,180 Oh, Philip. 700 00:52:48,265 --> 00:52:52,268 One day you and I should go out. 701 00:53:05,635 --> 00:53:06,761 Hello. 702 00:53:07,324 --> 00:53:09,138 You scared me. 703 00:53:10,056 --> 00:53:12,725 In my house you shouldn't be afraid. 704 00:53:13,434 --> 00:53:15,520 Thank you. What are you staring at? 705 00:53:15,999 --> 00:53:17,958 I like having a woman like you at home. 706 00:53:17,959 --> 00:53:20,586 Taking care of things, and preparing dinner. 707 00:53:25,237 --> 00:53:29,304 I'll stick around until you get sick of me. 708 00:53:29,949 --> 00:53:31,096 You know something? 709 00:53:33,077 --> 00:53:35,476 I'm free. The police closed the club. 710 00:53:35,622 --> 00:53:36,934 That's great. 711 00:53:36,935 --> 00:53:40,376 - You can spend more time training. - Fuck training. 712 00:53:40,377 --> 00:53:42,398 Let's go to bed, now! 713 00:53:42,399 --> 00:53:43,983 No, let me go! 714 00:53:48,425 --> 00:53:50,073 What's wrong? 715 00:53:51,658 --> 00:53:53,430 We need to have a serious talk. 716 00:53:53,681 --> 00:53:55,036 What's wrong? 717 00:53:55,495 --> 00:53:57,246 Tell me what's wrong. 718 00:53:58,685 --> 00:54:01,938 - I need to tell you something important. - So tell me. 719 00:54:02,355 --> 00:54:03,898 No, it's very important. 720 00:54:04,232 --> 00:54:05,442 Well what is it? 721 00:54:05,734 --> 00:54:07,068 Out with it! 722 00:54:11,051 --> 00:54:14,012 I wanted to tell you before we went to bed. 723 00:54:15,639 --> 00:54:17,411 But I'm embarrassed. 724 00:54:18,642 --> 00:54:23,083 And afraid your reaction will be like the other men. 725 00:54:25,293 --> 00:54:26,774 Well what is it? 726 00:54:30,298 --> 00:54:31,341 Look. 727 00:54:31,842 --> 00:54:34,782 Physically, I'm not a real woman. 728 00:54:35,907 --> 00:54:36,908 But... 729 00:54:43,206 --> 00:54:44,333 But, well... 730 00:54:45,313 --> 00:54:47,252 How is it possible? 731 00:54:50,129 --> 00:54:52,298 Why didn't you tell me before? 732 00:54:52,778 --> 00:54:54,717 Why did you deceive me? 733 00:54:55,530 --> 00:54:57,887 You had this coming! 734 00:54:58,638 --> 00:55:01,099 I don't want to see you here when I get back. 735 00:55:01,328 --> 00:55:03,496 I can't believe it. 736 00:56:12,186 --> 00:56:14,834 Hey, friend. What are you looking at? 737 00:56:15,981 --> 00:56:17,942 The structure of the building. 738 00:56:18,192 --> 00:56:19,192 Why? 739 00:56:21,132 --> 00:56:23,509 Because it's horribly chaotic. 740 00:56:24,239 --> 00:56:25,677 Well that's your opinion. 741 00:56:25,678 --> 00:56:30,120 Who are you to criticize it? What do you know? 742 00:56:30,245 --> 00:56:31,496 I'm an architect. 743 00:56:32,414 --> 00:56:37,898 I'm writing a thesis on the misuse of modern architecture in this city. 744 00:56:38,690 --> 00:56:41,401 You think this is misused? 745 00:56:41,881 --> 00:56:45,364 But, it's beautiful. 746 00:56:45,468 --> 00:56:46,615 Look at that. 747 00:56:48,261 --> 00:56:51,013 - You like that? - It's original. 748 00:56:51,014 --> 00:56:52,348 I like it. 749 00:56:52,349 --> 00:56:54,434 Why do you have to bring us down? 750 00:56:54,956 --> 00:56:58,063 - Doesn't your country have ugly buildings? - Not that ugly. 751 00:57:29,759 --> 00:57:32,053 Come here, my tourist. 752 00:57:53,907 --> 00:57:59,037 Please, get me 411-7477 in Barcelona. 753 00:58:02,999 --> 00:58:05,000 Dr. Angel, please. 754 00:58:05,001 --> 00:58:07,086 It's Muriel. 755 00:58:09,630 --> 00:58:11,173 Bonjour, Doctor. 756 00:58:11,444 --> 00:58:14,844 Do you have the results of my analysis? 757 00:58:15,532 --> 00:58:18,264 Yes, tell me the truth. 758 00:58:23,289 --> 00:58:25,833 It's not a mistake? 759 00:58:30,150 --> 00:58:31,568 It's okay. 760 00:58:36,551 --> 00:58:38,531 I'll come to Barcelona right away. 761 00:58:38,532 --> 00:58:40,159 Merci, Doctor. 762 00:59:58,775 --> 01:00:02,112 I'm closely studying the structures. 763 01:00:14,248 --> 01:00:16,271 Hey, honey. 764 01:00:19,294 --> 01:00:21,191 What are you doing here this late? 765 01:00:21,192 --> 01:00:24,507 Can't you guess? I'm here to stay. 766 01:00:25,363 --> 01:00:28,366 Maybe I'll stick around if I enjoy myself. 767 01:00:28,699 --> 01:00:31,785 But it's impossible. I'm only here for a few days. 768 01:00:31,972 --> 01:00:34,162 What a cool place. 769 01:00:37,311 --> 01:00:39,459 Nice bed. 770 01:00:41,128 --> 01:00:42,650 I like it. 771 01:00:43,964 --> 01:00:47,154 But I have to leave for Holland in an hour. 772 01:00:47,362 --> 01:00:51,888 Then we'll go to Holland. I like seeing the world. 773 01:00:52,263 --> 01:00:54,995 Are you crazy? I'm not a rich man. 774 01:00:55,996 --> 01:00:57,892 I'm unemployed. 775 01:00:57,893 --> 01:01:01,709 Unemployed in Holland is better than employed in Spain. 776 01:01:05,296 --> 01:01:06,526 Hello? 777 01:01:07,882 --> 01:01:11,301 A girl is on her way my room? You don't say! 778 01:01:11,927 --> 01:01:14,513 I'm sorry but you can't stay here. 779 01:01:14,659 --> 01:01:19,058 You think you can get rid of me that easily? 780 01:01:19,059 --> 01:01:23,021 - Here in Spain I'm a minor. - You can't stay. 781 01:01:23,564 --> 01:01:25,294 I'm sorry, but... 782 01:01:25,419 --> 01:01:26,566 you can't stay. 783 01:01:37,805 --> 01:01:39,244 You can't? 784 01:01:49,067 --> 01:01:50,588 Yes, you can. 785 01:01:54,551 --> 01:01:56,427 Carmina, it's Ana. I'm at the Belroy. 786 01:01:56,428 --> 01:01:58,908 I'm with a tourist. He's crazy about me. 787 01:01:58,909 --> 01:02:01,119 Impossible to get rid of. 788 01:02:01,120 --> 01:02:03,704 Ángel Antequera? I can't miss it. 789 01:02:03,705 --> 01:02:06,039 I'll make my tourist take me. 790 01:02:06,040 --> 01:02:08,001 That's how we do it here. 791 01:02:08,063 --> 01:02:09,063 Ciao! 792 01:02:11,901 --> 01:02:14,486 Oh, tourist! My pretty little tourist! 793 01:02:14,487 --> 01:02:16,446 How are you, honey? 794 01:02:17,635 --> 01:02:19,156 I'm beat. 795 01:02:19,157 --> 01:02:22,640 Well fix yourself up. Tonight, we're going to see Ángel Antequera. 796 01:02:22,661 --> 01:02:24,120 Who's that? 797 01:02:24,454 --> 01:02:26,747 You don't know Ángel Antequera? 798 01:02:26,748 --> 01:02:28,354 You should be embarrassed. 799 01:02:28,437 --> 01:02:33,066 Ángel Antequera is one of the most famous artists in Spain. 800 01:02:33,212 --> 01:02:35,902 One of the best in the world. 801 01:02:36,987 --> 01:02:39,719 No, I don't know him. I don't know who he is. 802 01:02:40,177 --> 01:02:42,138 Well tonight you will. 803 01:02:42,846 --> 01:02:44,806 Fix yourself up and let's go. 804 01:02:47,204 --> 01:02:50,041 You don't want to take me to see him? 805 01:02:52,981 --> 01:02:54,775 Take me. 806 01:02:55,859 --> 01:02:58,194 I don't want to see anyone. 807 01:02:58,465 --> 01:03:00,550 - Honey. - No. 808 01:03:03,157 --> 01:03:04,700 Come on, honey. 809 01:03:10,309 --> 01:03:13,208 - Take me, please. - No. 810 01:03:19,318 --> 01:03:21,884 - Get up, honey. - No. 811 01:03:22,467 --> 01:03:23,760 Get up. 812 01:03:27,013 --> 01:03:29,181 Girls, come here. 813 01:03:29,182 --> 01:03:32,956 - You have to change. - You're ruining our fun. 814 01:03:33,311 --> 01:03:35,187 Currillo is busy tonight. 815 01:03:35,188 --> 01:03:38,418 He's looking for his childhood friend. 816 01:03:38,419 --> 01:03:40,275 But he'll come right after. 817 01:03:40,338 --> 01:03:44,592 Look who it is! Why aren't you dressed up? 818 01:03:44,988 --> 01:03:47,302 Aren't you going to your husband's show? 819 01:03:47,303 --> 01:03:50,118 It's tonight at the Sala México. 820 01:03:50,180 --> 01:03:52,286 We'll be there. 821 01:03:52,287 --> 01:03:54,560 I never miss this sort of show. 822 01:03:54,622 --> 01:03:56,937 He doesn't like us to come on the first night. 823 01:03:57,021 --> 01:03:59,001 Why not? Let's arrange it right now. 824 01:03:59,002 --> 01:04:02,442 You're invited to Lola Clavijo's table! 825 01:04:02,567 --> 01:04:04,923 Thank you. Maybe we'll see you there. 826 01:04:05,049 --> 01:04:06,634 I hope so. Bye. 827 01:04:07,489 --> 01:04:09,366 - Goodbye. - See you later. 828 01:04:09,386 --> 01:04:10,658 Goodnight. 829 01:04:12,515 --> 01:04:14,245 Come on, girls. Let's get ready. 830 01:04:14,350 --> 01:04:16,393 Let's go see your father. 831 01:05:23,581 --> 01:05:25,083 Hey, Lola! 832 01:05:28,524 --> 01:05:30,901 Hey, did you see who's over there? 833 01:05:31,756 --> 01:05:33,236 It's Lola Clavijo! 834 01:05:33,237 --> 01:05:34,132 Lola Clavijo? 835 01:05:34,133 --> 01:05:37,678 Don't tell me you don't know an artist that famous. 836 01:05:37,928 --> 01:05:39,346 Well, I don't. 837 01:05:39,742 --> 01:05:44,163 You've never heard "Tortillita Española?" 838 01:05:44,226 --> 01:05:46,562 I'm not familiar. No one in Holland knows it. 839 01:05:46,603 --> 01:05:48,938 You don't know anything in Holland, do you? 840 01:05:49,084 --> 01:05:50,711 Almost nothing. 841 01:05:51,441 --> 01:05:53,525 Well, I'm going to ask for an autograph. 842 01:05:53,526 --> 01:05:54,819 Watch this, would you? 843 01:05:54,923 --> 01:05:56,258 And don't leave! 844 01:06:03,452 --> 01:06:06,371 Miss Clavijo, can I have your autograph? 845 01:06:06,372 --> 01:06:08,102 Anything you want, dear. 846 01:06:08,103 --> 01:06:09,792 Do you have a pen there? 847 01:06:25,786 --> 01:06:27,495 How nice. 848 01:06:28,371 --> 01:06:30,853 Just like in the movies. 849 01:06:30,957 --> 01:06:32,042 Just like it! 850 01:06:32,751 --> 01:06:35,816 I'm going to take the autograph with us to Holland. 851 01:06:36,108 --> 01:06:37,693 To remember this moment. 852 01:06:38,256 --> 01:06:40,153 We're going to Holland, aren't we? 853 01:06:43,135 --> 01:06:45,324 There is a Spanish artist 854 01:06:45,325 --> 01:06:47,452 who has always 855 01:06:47,577 --> 01:06:51,269 been an inspiration to me. 856 01:06:51,707 --> 01:06:53,894 That person, ladies and gentlemen, 857 01:06:53,895 --> 01:06:56,585 is the very... 858 01:06:56,606 --> 01:06:58,316 Lola Clavijo! 859 01:07:02,612 --> 01:07:04,823 Thank you! 860 01:07:06,428 --> 01:07:07,428 Thank you! 861 01:07:10,932 --> 01:07:12,497 Let's hear it! 862 01:07:15,020 --> 01:07:18,294 The Philadelphia Symphonic Orchestra. 863 01:08:13,283 --> 01:08:16,056 Hey fatso, did you ever spend a night with my boyfriend? 864 01:08:25,940 --> 01:08:27,359 What's wrong? 865 01:08:28,777 --> 01:08:31,383 Tired after making l'amour with me? 866 01:08:33,156 --> 01:08:34,950 Faire l'amour doesn't make me tired. 867 01:08:39,391 --> 01:08:40,579 Listen. 868 01:08:44,500 --> 01:08:46,127 I want to say... 869 01:08:47,524 --> 01:08:50,256 that whatever happens... 870 01:08:52,570 --> 01:08:54,092 I won't ever forget you. 871 01:08:55,719 --> 01:08:57,554 I'll love you forever. 872 01:08:58,993 --> 01:09:00,161 Understand? 873 01:09:46,975 --> 01:09:48,101 Oh my. 874 01:09:50,625 --> 01:09:51,730 Papa. 875 01:10:04,054 --> 01:10:05,243 Look at that makeup. 876 01:10:07,954 --> 01:10:09,226 Hush! 877 01:10:11,728 --> 01:10:12,729 Let's go. 878 01:10:53,017 --> 01:10:54,017 Olé! 879 01:11:01,630 --> 01:11:04,256 Hey, do you think you'll take me to Holland? 880 01:11:11,410 --> 01:11:13,349 I want to hear you say it. 881 01:11:38,936 --> 01:11:40,521 Terrific! 882 01:11:45,963 --> 01:11:48,006 You're terrific! 883 01:11:48,340 --> 01:11:49,821 Long live Spain! 884 01:11:58,120 --> 01:12:00,289 Thank you, thank you! 885 01:12:01,185 --> 01:12:02,185 Olé! 886 01:12:04,668 --> 01:12:06,086 Thank you very much. 887 01:12:06,566 --> 01:12:08,880 Now I'm going to take a moment 888 01:12:08,881 --> 01:12:11,799 to change for the next number. 889 01:12:12,217 --> 01:12:14,886 Very soon, in just a moment, 890 01:12:15,053 --> 01:12:16,846 I'll be back for you. 891 01:12:31,631 --> 01:12:34,092 Ana, where are you going? I've been looking for you. 892 01:12:34,155 --> 01:12:36,384 - Let go of me, you idiot. - What have you been up to? 893 01:12:36,385 --> 01:12:38,032 What does it matter to you? 894 01:12:38,033 --> 01:12:40,014 You're mine, understood? 895 01:12:40,681 --> 01:12:42,746 - Go away. - Where are you going? 896 01:12:43,455 --> 01:12:45,290 I could get a lot of money tonight. 897 01:12:45,373 --> 01:12:47,125 That changes everything. 898 01:12:47,313 --> 01:12:50,357 - I could be the love of your life again. - Come with me. 899 01:12:56,008 --> 01:12:57,489 Where's Curillo? 900 01:12:57,739 --> 01:12:59,178 I don't see him. 901 01:13:00,909 --> 01:13:02,743 Do you know where he is? 902 01:13:02,889 --> 01:13:04,933 Don't worry. I'll go look for him. 903 01:13:56,461 --> 01:13:57,461 Juana. 904 01:13:57,795 --> 01:13:59,130 What are you doing here? 905 01:13:59,318 --> 01:14:00,736 We had to see you. 906 01:14:01,236 --> 01:14:03,739 How dare you bring the girls! 907 01:14:03,864 --> 01:14:06,428 It's not a big deal to have two moms. 908 01:14:06,429 --> 01:14:07,951 For me either. 909 01:14:09,473 --> 01:14:10,787 Girls... 910 01:14:11,204 --> 01:14:13,477 - Papa! - My girls... 911 01:14:13,894 --> 01:14:16,292 How could you go so long without seeing them? 912 01:14:17,168 --> 01:14:18,753 That's over. 913 01:14:18,837 --> 01:14:19,837 Ángel. 914 01:14:19,963 --> 01:14:22,068 Don't leave us again. 915 01:14:22,944 --> 01:14:23,944 No. 916 01:14:30,744 --> 01:14:32,245 Never again. 917 01:14:32,495 --> 01:14:35,539 Go back to your seat, and you'll see. 918 01:15:09,885 --> 01:15:10,969 Hello. 919 01:15:12,825 --> 01:15:15,076 - What are you doing here? - I need a job. 920 01:15:15,619 --> 01:15:17,871 Don't you have a boyfriend? 921 01:15:18,246 --> 01:15:20,749 - Yes, but we broke up. - You broke up? 922 01:15:21,833 --> 01:15:23,815 But you were so in love. 923 01:15:23,919 --> 01:15:25,691 And it's over. 924 01:15:25,817 --> 01:15:27,171 But why? 925 01:15:27,442 --> 01:15:28,965 You can guess why. 926 01:15:52,613 --> 01:15:54,801 - Where's Ángel? - In his dressing room. 927 01:15:56,908 --> 01:15:59,035 That's tough. But don't be silly. 928 01:15:59,848 --> 01:16:01,141 Charo! 929 01:16:01,496 --> 01:16:02,601 Charo! 930 01:16:03,498 --> 01:16:04,978 It's Paco. 931 01:16:08,919 --> 01:16:10,796 I heard you were here. 932 01:16:12,777 --> 01:16:14,258 What are you doing here? 933 01:16:18,408 --> 01:16:19,804 Why did you come here? 934 01:16:21,994 --> 01:16:23,996 I don't want to see you with this riffraff. 935 01:16:24,476 --> 01:16:26,478 You told me you didn't want to see me again. 936 01:16:26,582 --> 01:16:28,375 We'll talk about it. Come on. 937 01:16:29,126 --> 01:16:30,607 Come with me. 938 01:16:30,878 --> 01:16:32,337 Yes! 939 01:18:00,212 --> 01:18:01,693 Amilivia, dear. 940 01:18:02,151 --> 01:18:04,570 I have bad news. 941 01:18:04,695 --> 01:18:06,196 I've been robbed of everything. 942 01:18:07,010 --> 01:18:08,824 Yes, everything. 943 01:18:11,326 --> 01:18:13,266 I have absolutely nothing left. 944 01:18:14,079 --> 01:18:17,416 The diamond too. They took everything. 945 01:18:17,707 --> 01:18:18,917 They've left me... 946 01:18:19,646 --> 01:18:22,149 poorer than ever. 947 01:18:22,900 --> 01:18:25,381 The Marquess wasn't my boyfriend. 948 01:18:25,486 --> 01:18:27,404 It was all a lie. 949 01:18:27,738 --> 01:18:29,009 From Seville... 950 01:18:29,010 --> 01:18:31,178 the bastard was from Oviedo! 951 01:18:33,952 --> 01:18:35,912 We'll see how you put it. 952 01:18:36,496 --> 01:18:38,415 You won't make me look bad? 953 01:18:38,707 --> 01:18:43,816 Careful, I never declared them on my taxes! 954 01:18:44,941 --> 01:18:45,941 No. 955 01:18:46,401 --> 01:18:48,424 No, don't say anything. 956 01:18:48,507 --> 01:18:49,988 I'll call you tomorrow. 957 01:18:50,092 --> 01:18:52,198 You said you won't make me look bad? 958 01:18:52,324 --> 01:18:53,095 Yes. 959 01:18:53,220 --> 01:18:55,431 Goodbye, dear. Talk to you tomorrow. 960 01:19:05,690 --> 01:19:07,275 How silly of me. 961 01:19:07,400 --> 01:19:09,340 My necklaces are here. 962 01:19:09,528 --> 01:19:11,466 And my diamonds too. 963 01:19:11,967 --> 01:19:13,364 You're a dear! 964 01:19:13,948 --> 01:19:15,470 I love you so much! 965 01:19:19,120 --> 01:19:21,664 Now listen to me. 966 01:19:21,789 --> 01:19:25,813 You're going to listen to whatever I say from now on. 967 01:19:25,917 --> 01:19:27,210 All right. 968 01:19:29,066 --> 01:19:30,066 Good. 969 01:19:30,735 --> 01:19:34,384 Do you know who the man in your life will be from now on? 970 01:19:34,572 --> 01:19:35,677 No. 971 01:19:35,928 --> 01:19:37,053 Me. 972 01:19:37,678 --> 01:19:41,161 - Are you a lesbian all of a sudden? - Maybe you'll like it. 973 01:19:44,018 --> 01:19:45,040 And... 974 01:19:45,207 --> 01:19:47,563 What will we tell Amilivia? 975 01:19:54,841 --> 01:19:58,782 Are you sure you'll stay with us? 976 01:20:01,702 --> 01:20:03,411 Now that I'm with you... 977 01:20:03,599 --> 01:20:05,142 Of course I'm sure. 978 01:20:05,496 --> 01:20:09,375 How could you leave us for so long? 979 01:20:11,377 --> 01:20:12,837 When I left... 980 01:20:13,233 --> 01:20:14,942 I wanted to do something. 981 01:20:14,943 --> 01:20:16,799 I wanted to treat you right. 982 01:20:18,217 --> 01:20:20,490 Then, something happened. 983 01:20:21,658 --> 01:20:24,390 The problems piled up. 984 01:20:24,765 --> 01:20:27,205 For a few days, I didn't feel like eating. 985 01:20:29,061 --> 01:20:30,791 Of course I thought... 986 01:20:31,542 --> 01:20:33,627 I thought about you 987 01:20:34,607 --> 01:20:37,256 I almost came back many times. 988 01:20:38,194 --> 01:20:40,113 Or called you. 989 01:20:40,926 --> 01:20:42,282 Why didn't you? 990 01:20:42,427 --> 01:20:44,742 I would have taken you back. 991 01:20:45,221 --> 01:20:46,765 Why didn't you? 992 01:20:47,453 --> 01:20:49,643 I was very ashamed. 993 01:20:52,124 --> 01:20:53,605 I couldn't... 994 01:20:56,815 --> 01:20:58,964 return to my failure. 995 01:21:00,736 --> 01:21:04,198 One day, I thought about doing drag. 996 01:21:04,803 --> 01:21:06,409 It's really difficult... 997 01:21:09,056 --> 01:21:10,870 It's really difficult... 998 01:21:11,663 --> 01:21:13,081 to bear the jokes. 999 01:21:13,185 --> 01:21:15,417 When everyone calls you a faggot. 1000 01:21:16,251 --> 01:21:18,211 And it's ridiculous. 1001 01:21:19,859 --> 01:21:21,694 I didn't dare... 1002 01:21:22,068 --> 01:21:23,570 to be with you... 1003 01:21:24,175 --> 01:21:26,031 and embarrass you. 1004 01:21:26,218 --> 01:21:28,137 You would've said your husband 1005 01:21:28,325 --> 01:21:29,930 is a loser, 1006 01:21:29,931 --> 01:21:32,016 dressed like a woman. 1007 01:21:33,893 --> 01:21:36,624 I thought it was better if you forgot me. 1008 01:21:58,145 --> 01:22:00,189 Hey, quit it! 1009 01:22:12,742 --> 01:22:14,451 Do you know Pac-Man, Dad? 1010 01:22:14,452 --> 01:22:15,807 No, what's that? 1011 01:22:16,057 --> 01:22:18,704 You have to insert coins. 1012 01:22:18,705 --> 01:22:20,269 I don't know what I have. 1013 01:22:20,270 --> 01:22:21,917 I didn't come prepared. 1014 01:22:23,168 --> 01:22:24,294 Let's see... 1015 01:22:26,422 --> 01:22:28,715 but, it won't fit. 1016 01:22:30,091 --> 01:22:31,091 Hold on. 1017 01:22:31,217 --> 01:22:32,739 Maybe in here. 1018 01:22:32,740 --> 01:22:34,491 Let's see... 1019 01:22:34,679 --> 01:22:36,702 Ah, here you go! 1020 01:22:50,861 --> 01:22:51,861 One. 1021 01:22:52,154 --> 01:22:53,154 Two. 1022 01:22:53,343 --> 01:22:54,343 One. 1023 01:22:54,718 --> 01:22:55,718 Two. 1024 01:22:59,598 --> 01:23:02,455 Let's see if I can whip you into shape. 1025 01:23:04,457 --> 01:23:07,710 I'm sorry, Paco, but I'm not very sporty. 1026 01:23:10,233 --> 01:23:11,233 Well, start. 1027 01:23:11,672 --> 01:23:12,672 All right. 1028 01:23:14,884 --> 01:23:16,344 Maybe I'll be a champion. 1029 01:23:17,011 --> 01:23:18,429 And make a lot of money. 1030 01:23:19,138 --> 01:23:22,599 Maybe pay for an operation, because I don't like men. 1031 01:23:23,621 --> 01:23:24,705 How's that? 1032 01:23:28,834 --> 01:23:29,919 Thank you. 1033 01:23:30,836 --> 01:23:31,879 Come on. 1034 01:23:32,255 --> 01:23:33,255 One. 1035 01:23:33,548 --> 01:23:34,610 Two. 1036 01:23:35,152 --> 01:23:35,966 One. 1037 01:23:36,153 --> 01:23:37,967 It's the month of November, 1038 01:23:37,968 --> 01:23:40,491 and the police are idle. 1039 01:23:40,783 --> 01:23:43,557 Discos and restaurants have closed down. 1040 01:23:43,932 --> 01:23:45,392 Blanca and Susana 1041 01:23:45,684 --> 01:23:48,143 have their final show this evening 1042 01:23:48,144 --> 01:23:50,688 before the cleaning ladies 1043 01:23:50,834 --> 01:23:52,440 sweep away their posters. 1044 01:23:53,545 --> 01:23:55,254 A nostalgic man 1045 01:23:55,255 --> 01:23:58,008 looks for the last thong of the season, 1046 01:23:58,258 --> 01:23:59,489 unsuccessfully. 1047 01:24:01,949 --> 01:24:04,868 The tourists have already gone. 1048 01:24:11,291 --> 01:24:13,689 The season is over. 1049 01:24:16,066 --> 01:24:18,256 Benidorm has become sad. 1050 01:24:18,402 --> 01:24:19,424 Boring. 1051 01:24:19,653 --> 01:24:20,653 Lonely.